(warning, post may contain cussing)
Het leven. ‘t Is me wat, meneer.
We hebben van die bizarre dagen waar dingen gebeuren waar we enkel ‘what the fuck’ (ja, Mr Fluffington’s favoriete woord) van kunnen denken. Meer nog, die wtf-momenten zijn voor ons misschien zwaar klote, we realiseren the irony of it all wel. Wat doen we dan? Make a website out of it!
myserie van andere mensen + mogelijk to ‘agree, your life sucks’ of ‘you totally deserve it’ = succes?
Indeed it is. Mensen zijn nog steeds sadistic pigs, so little has changed over the years. Op FMLife kan iedereen zijn beans spillen. Niet te letterlijk alsjeblief.
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Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, “Shut it, bitch!” FML
Today while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML
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